I really feel like I've accomplished something today!

I basically just didn't want to suffer alone any more.

No . . . Can't . . . *blerg*

That is truly evil. I hope you got him back in some way.

It is basically a baked scab. *dry heaves*

BUSTER KEATON GIF!! Squeeee!

God almighty. I genuinely don't understand expecting people to shell out hundreds for your wedding. How can people be so selfish?

God (and teenage girls) only knows.

*Channels grandmother* Well they didn't get those knees by praying!

He's SAVING THOUSANDS OF LIVES! *sobs hysterically, posts cry-face selfie*

A foster puppy I had used to try and run away from his hiccups.

Smize!

"It's like The Shawshank Redemption, but with more crawling through shit and no fuckin redemption."

Women, typically are different because they fall to acknowledge the symptoms because they don't have time to deal with it - kids to to get to school, clean house, dinner, groceries, party planning

But don't you know that if they don't read about it, they won't do it? #logic

I was once chased down the street by his mother's dog. Not relevant, I just really like sharing that bit of information.

I was once chased down the street by his mother's dog. Not relevant, I just really like sharing that bit of information.

Dem boob holders look ouchy.

They are so blatantly going for the conservative US crowd. Ugh.

I have a feeling that entourages are not all about asking their people to critically evaluate their choices.