My take on it is that we're supposed to be outraged. We're supposed to look at it and think "Jesus Christ, that's way too far, what the hell?! Anne Frank's story is real and tragic and meaningful and shouldn't be Disneyfied . . ."

Reciprocal celeb-company agreement. Celeb gets free stuff, company gets publicity. Guh.

I am so RIDICULOUSLY jealous of you right now!

Can the porcupine be a grumpy old sort who turns out to have a heart of gold, a la Mr Fredrickson? Also I'm thinking Ryan Gosling could be a comedy sidekick, called Rupert the (WAIT FOR IT) baby duckling. META.

I stand corrected.

That animal seriously sounds like a Pixar character.

Sir PatStew wins. Hands freaking down.

Okay ... Backpack €25 (I don't really do purses)
Wallet €10 (with generally nothing but ID and loyalty cards inside)
Kindle touch €180
A shitton of assorted sanitary towels and painkillers €15 (I am PREPARED)
iPhone 4 €200
Mini sewing kit (free from a Christmas cracker)
Multi tool €30 (again with the preparation)
Pack of…

I'm a blue-eyed redhead, and my great-grandfather was Afro-Caribbean. It's not that I don't think it's possible (people's ancestry is always much more mixed than they assume, in my opinion), but she seemed to pull out this fact when it was convenient, and as another commenter pointed out she has very little real…

That's interesting, I didn't know that, thanks!

Stories please! * sits down cross-legged and props chin on hands *

Renaissance bitchface!

Cherokee Indian? * suspicious side-eye *

That totally sucks you lost your dress and pics! The ball sounds great fun though : )

A Browncoat Ball?! Details immediately. Details and photos!

But . . . the ruffles!

Dear sweet God, this must immediately be a meme.

secretly sewing a prawn in the lining of her living room curtain

Mildly OT, but . . . I moved to Ireland, mentioned it a couple of times on my status/had posts from people wishing me good luck there etc, and I'm also in my mid 20s and have no relationship status on FB. So, literally a couple of days after I move to Ireland, my facebook ads are all for 'Crisis Pregnancy Centres'…

Silly. Women shouldn't use weights in case they get all gross and muscley. Sinew and bone is attractive on a lady.