All right, chill out mate.

That bird is a little freaky! It reminds me of a parrot in a documentary I saw once - the guy who owned it died, and after a while his widow was in the kitchen when the parrot suddenly said, 'I'm just going out dear,' (or something similar) in his voice. Creepy!

I used to work at a nursery with kids aged 8 months to 4 years. When we went out for a walk with the toddlers, the littlest ones (1-2 years) would be on reins and the older ones (3-4) would be attached to us with wrist straps. You could have three kids all together per adult, and it was kind of like walking a bunch…

Jesus is a prophet in Islam.

When you are leaving the dog and going out for a while, get her all set (food and water and toys etc out, put in whatever room or place she'll be in while you're away) at least five minutes before you leave. Put on the TV or radio, give her a little cuddle or treat, and then totally ignore her. Don't make a fuss of…

If you get a ton of newspapers, scissors and sellotape (and maybe other stuff like coloured paper, tinfoil or binbags) you can have a 'design and make your own costume' game. Lots of mess but you'll be surprised at how creative some of the kids turn out to be with it!

I'm so sorry : ( Enjoy this last bit of time you have with her x

Oo - time for a DVD boxet! Or maybe explore a bit of the city that you haven't been to yet? Or go do something that your husband would never fancy doing?

What do YOU mean, 'you people'?

Eh . . . she doesn't give a whole lot of thought to intersectionality. And then overreacts when confronted with this oversight.

Dat gap.

I teach high school, and have noticed that although boys don't hug each other, they can be very touchy feely with each other. For example, draping an arm around a friend's shoulders, hooking an arm around someone's neck and pulling them closer, or (one on fairly memorable occasion) two boys who sat next to each other…

Don't forget random and inarticulate screaming.

Silly. Humanity will never reach its nadir.

'Click here to look inside' just seems so . . . wrong, under the circumstances.

WT actual F. I was just trying to think of the most ridiculous porn ever, and came up with 'sea anemone porn'. I think cuttlefish porn takes the porn biscuit, however.

Love this picture!

Mm . . . What? Oh my ovaries . . .

Oo! Oo! Watch this!

Well done! That's excellent news, I'm so glad you got full time work. It's the best feeling in the world : )