The Blazers wanted a gallop, but he gave them a Kanter

That would seem to be an asinine qualifying system

France really got fucked over by the draw. They got the hardest draw of all the top teams.

‘I hereby announce that the French Women’s National Football Team is invited to the White House to celebrate their success in the 2019 World Cup tournament’ 

Half the evil of having this game as a quarterfinal is that France is now eliminated from Olympics qualifying as well.  So I guess it’s a crêpe and a gallette.

I don’t know.  Jackie Mac is pretty much untouchable so I don’t think she carries water for anyone.

This is tremendous content

Meanwhile, Dan Shaughnessy’s left doing the chores:

“But he has no problem signing the breasts!”

Kyrie has an issue with things that happen to be round. In all seriousness, the worst thing about this time of the year is that certain reporters who are essentially mouth pieces for management or players are let loose. So Ramona Shelburne is essentially spewing forth whatever Jeannie Buss wants out there, Jackie…

Not surprising - he doesn’t believe in things that are round.

He would have been interested if they were flat, not round.

Massive improvement. 

+1 best fan in baseball

I mean Nick can correct me on this, but I am pretty sure the eyes of dead northern cardinals don’t transform into Xs 

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

And yet you found no issue leaving fingers on your realistic Penguin. Your life’s work is a travesty