What the hell ever happened to Bear Friday? Much like our ursine friend in Montana, Ley has been sleeping on all the good bear news out there!

What is it with Colorado baseball parents?

Unless you were a pitcher for a competitive* softball team, I am struggling to think of a justifiable reason for throwing out the first pitch at a professional baseball game underhand.

 To claim some sort of cause-and-effect here—that Kellen Winslow became a rapist because he couldn’t stop masturbating to porn—is obviously an impossible and misguided exercise.

ESPN had to extend the second half timeline to fit the entire onslaught.

Fuck the Warriors and all but this sucks. Someone get that man a “Get well soon” cupcake.

Mueller is like a college professor who is exasperated by the fact that none of his students did the required reading and expect him to spoon-feed him the answers.

Quick mock-up of the Toronto Blue Basketballs logo:

Seeing as how the Lakers played their 2008-2009 game at MSG on February 2nd, 200, if we take Pelinka at his word (lol), then Kobe waited either six and a half months to see that year’s summer blockbuster in theaters or two months to see it on fricking DVD/Blu-ray.

German Marquez: .190/.190/.238
Chris Davis: .171/.257/.318

Fucking Zaza.

The fact that he didn’t immediately drop to the ground and writhe in pain while covering his face proves that he has no future in the sport.

Something tells me that the High Committee won’t take too kindly to this and will overrule the popular vote winner just like it did back in 2017, when 14-seed Boats Botes improbably upset the overall 1-seed Kobe Buffalomeat in the finals.

To be fair, the majority of cases in both men and women are asymptomatic.

Weird PSA, but they’re not wrong...

This type of behavior is completely uncalled for and merits prosecution. I mean really, what kind of 70 year old man wears an American Eagle t-shirt?