You meant Khloe, right?

Manning Power Rankings:

The moment Cap became worthy was during his fight with 2011 Cap when he finally realized just how annoying his early-MCU, goody-goody, “I can do this all day” bullshit really was.

IT’S WHITE AND GOLD!!!! END OF STORY!!!!

I still love how Burneko truthered that post by doing a follow-up taste test on Foodspin five whole months after the fact .

That indefensible article (and absolutely incredible comment section) in which Marchman went rogue and ranked Milk and Honey Original Café Mix as the most delicious breakfast cereal came out over five years ago and is still the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see his name on an article.

Oh, yeah, well then how do you explain her last name? It’s Se-MEN-ya, not Se-WOMEN-ya.

For those of you who don’t remember this article from last September there is evidence that home-field/court/ice advantage is particularly pronounced in the NBA, and nowhere moreso than in Denver.

“...a fractured relationship between Hill and the couple’s son.”

What an [allegedly] lucky break for Hill!

Chris Davis would try -- and fail -- to hit that. 

There’s always the next game!

It’s fitting that the lead they blew contains the digits 3 and 1.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

“It was a million to one shot, doc! A million to one!”

So...does this make the Broncos elite?

Counterpoint: Frederick Douglass

True, but at least these two fan bases can take solace in the fact that their franchises were the league’s standard-bearers for a not-insignificant period of time.

Still doesn’t hold a candle to the time that Pop called a Hack-a-Shaq 5 seconds into the season.

Funny, I assumed that someone named Robert Ford would 100% support Toronto in this debate...before going off and smoking crack.