Could someone check on Iris and make sure she’s doing OK?

What are the odds that the three assholes who didn’t vote for Griffey back in 2015 were New Yorkers who wanted to reserve the “first unanimous” honor for Mariano?

I, for one, refuse to live in a world involving rules that, if they were in place at the time, would have led the 2008 Wimbledon Men’s Final to be an impressive 6-4/6-4 win by Rafa over Roger rather than the single greatest tennis match of all time.

Well, have a nap...THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!

Absolute bolshit.

Someone keep a lookout for any optometrist with the last name Price.

Giri said this was like a mousetrap snapping shut...

I thought the NBA left Cincinnati back in 1972

God bless the Bills Mafia.

Imagine being a fan who watched the Cubs win at home in game seven of the World Series and having only a digital ticket to prove you were there, one that will disappear from history the minute you upgrade your iPhone.

Your decision not to include Craig Fehrman’s wonderful exposé about his now-85-year-old neighbor Iris on the list of nominees is entirely unacceptable and merits Kanye-at-the-2009-VMAs-levels of indignation.

Good to see Boogie doing basketball things again...although this would be much more heartwarming if he wasn’t also on the Warriors.

“Some of the most intelligent otters I have ever known were completely lacking in common sense.”

Funny how this righting of the ship only happened after the team threw Carmelo overboard (although they were kind enough to keep his corpse on payroll as it bobs throughout the Gulf).

There would also be a few more half-court heaves.

The redder his face gets, the more I’m convinced that Gruden is *trying* to get fired so he can return to the MNF booth all the while continuing to pocket $100 million courtesy of the poorest owner in the league. 

Seeing how we can’t technically pin this one on him, I think it’s only fair if we take Gruden’s color pallet down from an FC1D05 to a D82708

Please tell me someone (Leitch? Kluwe?) will guest-write Jamboroo while Jamboroo while Drew is recuperating so that we can get the hot Vikings taeks that we all secretly want.

Moonoote Bol

Meanwhile, Cal’s football team managed to win last Saturday’s game against Colorado 33-21 even in spite of their insistence on giving field time to a dead player: an unorthodox decision that critics have dubbed Thanksgiving Weekend at Berkeley.