I’m hoping for something similar for the category “Worst GM”

Ohhhhhhh, so that is what Serena meant back in 2009 when she threatened to “take the ball and shove it down [the line judge’s] fucking throat!” Here I thought she was trying to intimidate the line judge with the prospect of physical harm when all she really wanted to do was show the US Open crowd an awesome party…

The original version included Green calling Durant a “bitch” several times — disrespect that management said was too harsh to overlook.

*shot clangs off rim*

This. This is a very well-thought out response, and you bring up a handful of good points.

Given the protections - which, per Woj, were likely to be limited - the Rockets’ offer of four #1's would’ve better infinitely better for the Timberwolves in the long run. Thibs deserves to be set adrift.

Dwight Howard...is back from a butt injury

“[Carmelo Anthony is] a mailbox with a pair of googly eyes glued to it.”

If not, I'm afraid he might be looking at hard time. 

When informed that the Bills’ use of this play resulted in his name being dropped on a website called Deadspin, a clearly amused Wade Wilson responded in characteristic fashion, “I’m touching myself tonight.”

I had to look up who it was, but I remembered that some team had successfully completed an onside safety punt a few years back (it was the Lions, apparently).

This picture gets infinitely funnier if you remember this draft well enough to know who went at #5 and what team selected him.

Bill Walton, is that you?

There's always the next game!

POISE COUNTS!!!

Now we can only hope that The Athletic will choose to take this media beef to the next level, and have Joe Posnanski publish “Cleveland.com And Clevescene.com Can Eat My Butt.”

It’s shit like this that makes much of the world justified in wanting to destroy her brother.

Well that explains why he looks so burnt...