“Do you want me to come down fast or slow?”

Somewhere, Rex Ryan is scrambling to find a way to superimpose his face onto Shaq’s in that footage.

Well Bucks fans, no worries here about him retiring mid-career to pursue that long-dormant minor league baseball dream.

Yankees should re-assign their Traveling Secretary to Giannis and improve his hitting.

Can someone even explain the benefits of not signing Clowney to a long term deal?

Can someone even explain the benefits of not signing Clowney to a long term deal?

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

I guess for Nathan Peterman that’d be safety?

me be rich someday like good owners. me not care about team have good players only care make ‘smart’ decision. me play fantasy football me smart like gm. me crypto racist. me hate players. oo-oo.

If you ask Nike, yes

sure, when these people take pics, its justice, but when i do, its immoral.

Or at least until you run out of the lube.

I’ll never forget the first Prime Day. I worked midnights at the time, it was a slow shift, my coworkers and I all sat around excited at what amazing deals may come. Midnight rolled around (it might’ve actually been 3am, East Coast), and BAM! Great discount on a 50 gallon drum of lube. A day I’ll remember forever. 

How Amazon Will Trick You Into Buying More on Prime Day

scans for *female orgasm*

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

Stewart Zimmel.Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I ask you to contact me about payment.

“From Jul. 2–4, 2019, Albert Burneko did a short blog about punctuation marks and started a fight over The Lion King in Slack.”

This reads like Burneko trying to get fired. 

“Man the 4th of July is really amazing. Sure it’s a bit of hokey, flag humping nationalism, but you really appreciate all the amazing things we enjoy as a country. (Reads Burneko’s dash post) Freedom of press was a mistake.”