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Also, I enjoyed this article way too much; please cross-post something similar again soon!

This will inevitably be the most favorable media coverage the Giants’ play garners all season.

Thanks for giving the Barge the shout-out it deserves, Vince.

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Maybe it’s just me, but if I’m a decision maker in an industry that is dependent on excitement and “wow factor” for revenue, and my organization is about to be moving to a new city in which I lack an established and loyal customer base, maybe - just maybe - I shouldn’t get rid of the single most exciting part of the…

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I call bullshit, Justin: it is clear to those of us well-steeped in Mario Kart that the driver pressed “B” after running them over, causing the much-cherished musical note to appear, thereby facilitating his continuing on unencumbered.

He’s just sore from the fact that the last time he stretched he couldn’t find his penis.

Once when I was a teenager, I got angry at my mother (why exactly, I can’t remember), and proceeded to vent my frustration by taking a metal baseball bat and repeatedly swinging it into the trunk of tree in our back yard, like I was Paul goddamn Bunyan, or something. Unsurprisingly, the tree didn’t take kindly to this…

Stark analysis of a man whose passion, intensity, and vision merits his being named team captain.

That’s all you can say! That’s all you can say! That’s all you can say!

This kid is going to do great things as a do-it-all offensive threat for Michigan before eventually flaming out as a Jaguars fifth-round pick.

San Antonio: Texas’s Paris

Staring Nick Chubb

And they didn’t mortgage their future while taking that swing! A top-20 protected 2019 #1 that becomes two #2's in 2020? That’s goddamn reasonable!

Billy wins Deadspin for the day if (when) he posts the following article in about 15 minutes:

Kangaroo Monday is cool and all but where the hell has Ley been with Bear Friday?

Someone needs to get Doc Emrick to read these tweets so that they can be mashed up with a retro Daft Punk song.