This headline could have been used regardless of who the Kings chose.
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How long until calls for an DOJ investigation into the political bias in autocorrect?
Said no country during wartime, ever.
Whoever was in charge of sound effects at the stadium deserves a goddamn medal for playing Nelson Muntz’s “Ha ha!” after the hit.
*Groan*
To be fair, Oklahoma’s team at the time did include a number of players with nature-sounding name like QB Baker Mayfield, CB Tre Norwood, LB Ricky DeBerry, RB Kennedy Brooks, and kicker Calum Sutherland, all the while the Bulldogs roster consisted of DL Malik Herring, RB Elijah Holyfield, WR Matt Landers, DB Tim Hill,…
I can’t stop watching this. It’s just so fucking absurd!
I miss Vine.
The Glove’s tidbit is a piece of shit.
Meanwhile, I’m feeling for catcher, who Koehn completely snubs on his way to the plate.
But it makes sense that the team whose approach to numbers broke baseball would be the one to serve up some shit that you just never see happen in their home ballpark.
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Maybe it’s just me, but I found Colbert’s performance to be quite similar to the iteration he did - well, started and concluded - at a Mets game in 2015.
Official time was :02
“His father was a mudda’”
Philosophical question: if there is no replacement player, can WAR exist?
Or, you know, they could just act like normal Eagles fans.
Draymond has been wandering into the lane on free throws all throughout the playoffs...including in important moments in the Houston series. He’s a massive tool, but we already knew this...and there’s no way Brothers and Co. are going to make that call for the first time at a pivotal moment in the Finals in Oakland. I…
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JaVale McGee’s missed dunk just got bumped from Shaqtin the Fool