They probably just turned on autodraft and went to bed.

I assume Gabe wrote this because he was the only one left after Albert and Chris’ suicide pact went through?

Like, I’ve heard of Rui Hachimura. He’s tall and half black and half Japanese, like Naomi Osaka, whom I’ve also heard of, which sounds cool. Also, if I had the opportunity to talk to Rui Hachimura, I’d probably be too shy to do so.

Think of it like a blind date that you have to pay $2.6 million a year.

Some of us are drunk.

You shall not - eh, go ahead.

As a pessimistic Wizards fan

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Manager: “FELIZ!!?!?!?!!!11!!?!”

Seems worth mentioning, Easterby came to poach Caserio at the Patriots’ Super Bowl ring party at the owner’s house. The next day, he got a job offer and the tampering charges came out.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

See now this right here is a good stupid joke.

published in the journal PNAS

I’m on your side. This Gabe Froboznik guy should be chucked into the ocean, only to be rescued by Boaty McBoatface, thus putting him forever in the submersible’s debt.

[Whispering quietly, in the corner]: i still like the name Boaty McBoatface

$5,000 in the US only gets you a murder consultant.

Police had previously released the following sketch of the suspect:

#FleeTheNorth

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