“It didn’t have to go this route.” 

I actually want to see this go to court just for the opportunity to see the defence present 17000 witnesses on the stand each calling out the cop’s unnecessary and embarrassing aggression.

In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

The case will now go to the district attorney’s office, which will hopefully decide that this is too embarrassing to take to the mattresses.

Seriously?  Why be a pussy about that?  You can get away with shooting unarmed black people in the back...why take a stand on this?

Good point. I’m pretty my resume of “I’m not Ernie Grunfeld” would make me a strong candidate over, say, Ernie Grunfeld.

(sorry, Albert)

Don’t sell yourself short, idiots are in high demand for NBA GM openings.

I contend that the Raptors’ championship is actually worth [checks xe.com] about 25.2% less than any previous title.

The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:

Look, I hate him too, but the truth is he’s already dead and his purgatorial punishment is forever sitting courtside to watch the team that became a mega dynasty the second they fired him. Is it fair to the rest of us sinners trying to find our way in this crazy world? No. But maybe Mark can serve as a lesson and we…

It bothers me that Mark Jackson isn’t the third biggest sociopath on that famous basketball card of his.

He lost that foot climbing mountains of refined sugar.

Banwala declined to provide any photographic evidence from the summit or even give the names of the four Sherpas who allegedly helped them to the top

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

I feel like it helps that Randy Ambrosie actually played in the CFL. And grew up watching CFL Football. Then had a successful business career. Oh, and in between playing and working in the private sector, he was part of CFLPA leadership.

The amount of fucks yelled when the players are raising the cup is amazing! I can’t wait for all of the pearl clutching letters to the FCC.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

Neverest

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