Look up the elevation of Boulder, and then proceed to be fruitful and multiply without the aid of a partner.

[To daughter, pointing at drugs] “You can’t touch this!”

Trump reads headline and realizes he wasted the first pick in the 2017 Border Patrol draft on Simmons.

We’d be so fucking good at rugby. Just need some NFL washouts.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

As someone who played rugby throughout college I can confidently say that I still have no idea what’s going on.

717 is a satirical account.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

And when you do hit one right, you just know. It’s like Steph Curry launching a long 3-pointer & not even watching to see if it goes. He knows the second it leaves his hand. Daly knows she caught it sweet. Other times you see players try to sort of body-English it into the corner, which usually doesn’t work. :/

So a fake death to a fake persona by a fake pro wrestler who was a real amateur wrestler who was a real MMA fighter who is really old. Got it.

I think the real feat is that he reached the age of 16 surrounded by people who are so callously indifferent to his well-being.

Is it just me, or did embedded videos stop working the past day or so on Deadspin?

Buddy, he’s literally the sports editor of an advanced analytics website. Not to mention, the stats he cited are all available on the NBA’s own stats website. It’s not his fault you came in here uneducated.

It’s all that suppressing of boners during matches that makes them so crazy

Shiiiiit, four guys from our college wrestling team beat up an entire fraternity one night. The guy from Long Island ended up having to pay someone’s dental bill. It all went really bad when the heavyweight, who was a totally chill guy just watching the action, got hit by a beer or something while chilling on the…

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

What this reminded me of:

Fully agree, no need for the change. It took way too long for England to figure it out and they can basically never do it again because the next coached will say “if they don’t ruck this is what we want you to do”.

It’s pretty easy to exploit, once you are prepared for it. The Italians will get back into the ruck when they realize their tactic is hurting them. No reason for a rule change.

The already-famous highlight from this match is at 2:35 when the English players ask the ref what they should do, and he reminds them he’s not their coach.