Yep, that’s a Steelers shirt. There’s a joke about rats, teen girls, bathrooms, and Ben Roethlisberger here somewhere but screw it, it’s Friday afternoon, I’m too lazy.

You go help feed them fucking chickens

I’m not sure about the 3:30 and 7:00 ones, but an alarm going off at 5am is pretty standard in most Alabama buildings and households. It’s used to remind you to have your sister go back to her own bed before Pa wakes up to feed the chickens.

Everyone who watched his highlight reel from his sophomore year in high school thought the same thing. Holy shit that was top notch internet back in the day.

Man I thought Devine was about to be the truth in the NFL

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

;)

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

Pretty Orwellian right!?

Looks to me like the LG heads out there before the LB, and even before the QB does. If his responsibility is the LB, he is getting out of the rusher’s way unless he knows Rodgers is heading to the left.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

I’m definitely not the only who sees it, right? I assume everybody has made the connection.

Agreed. Leave it to 2016 for the best thing of year to happen in Detroit.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I love the growth of this comment.

How is this a thing? Aren’t those grown men in those suits? How do I become a part of this?