This thread was more interesting than the actual article or video. “Head up ass comeback, not a far trip” comeback, just wow.

Incredible.

Nothing is more prescient than this point.

FUCK IBRAHIM JOHNSON.

“Lower-body injury.” What a pussy. In the NHL there was this guy named Rich Peverley who actually DIED on the— wait, same sport.

Make Broadcasting Great Again

Please, indulge yourself.

This story and ones like it are the kind of thing that incites energy and vitriol from the right/Trump supporters. This is what they rally behind and decry as “out of control PC culture.” I’m not saying they have a GOOD point, I’m just acknowledging that this type of story is their fodder. I have personally seen only…

I’m reading this in Olivo’s voice, fucking laughing out loud

Do you know how metaphors work?

Alright celebration but not what I would have went with.

Ella Rodriguez*

Indeed.

They should really be required to attend at least two years of college so their bodies can mature before entering the pros.

Really Going Out On A Limb There

Seriously, you should adopt

Gizmodo doesn’t need politics. It needs technology.

It took me four taps to get to the video and a fifth tap to actually play it, all for eight seconds of video (no need to watch much further than the last defender). Being exceptionally lazy, I probably won’t even bother next time.

I still can’t tell

I live in Pennsyltucky, I am voting Clinton, and believe it or not I am actually nervous about the election so go vote you fucking asshole.