It doesnt fall anywhere. White Bear Lake is something we rarely think of.

The only positive to come out of any of this was the poor bastard in my league drafting him in 2013 because Yahoo hadn’t yet removed him from the available players. I believe the chat log went something along the lines of:

Liberty Bell: “Tell me about it.”

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

Considering how pro-boating accident Storms usually are, I think she’s doing a pretty good job staying unbiased.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

he likes to eat diarrhea on a hot dog

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

That’s incredible. Usually after some premature jocularity it takes me forever to get another shot off.

There was more effort on defense here than there is in an entire NBA season

“Guess they weren’t kidding about the whiteout.”

Maybe he just likes Alice in chains.

Diet coke 4eva

Loved FIFA 06/07/08. The chip through ball was so broken, worked every time.

It takes a lot for me to yell “Holy shit!” at 3 in the morning by myself, risking my significant other’s wrath if I’d woken her, but man. Holy shit. Dale Jr was obviously shaken in the Victory Lane interview, and I think it’s apparent why that sort of crash at this specific track would be particularly upsetting for…

Well that escalated quickly.

I pray it’s Gary Thorne.

Meanwhile, here is a picture from the NBA refs meeting yesterday: