Venturas, ranked:

“Not to be insensitive but this lady’s closed-head injury is going to effect the Pirates pace-of-play averages.”

Not to shit more on their shitty chyron, but Games 3 and 4 are blacked out on CNBC and NBC Sports Network locally, so ... yeah, shit.

As it’s customary in golf to report your own infractions, the creator of this slide show has already taken a multi-stroke penalty.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

I wouldn't blame the crew in Toronto, it's been a while since they saw a good goal.

This is weird. Gary Lawless cares about rules and you actually have to pay for the Winnipeg Free Press. It's like words don't matter anymore.

Nope.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

aWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWkward

Wait? That's it? Where the fuck is NCAA reply all thread? You know, the one thing that deadspin actually had a direct hand in.

Here you go....

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Taylor Swift in the MLB record books, but "most hits in Minute Maid Park history" probably shouldn't be overlooked.

Keep your swastika on the ice!

Parents became suspicious of Sandau's views when he started awarding gold stars to the team's worst, least coordinated players.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

He lies and says he's in love with Flynn, can't find a better man.

Chris Kluwe?

Hmmm, that's weird. What browser are you using?