It’s nice that the Deadspin comment section is here to remind us all that there is no God. Not sure what we would have done without it.

Justin Morneau, whose career was cut short due to him suffering a concussion on a slide into second base,

Go Bears!

It’s the Stanley Cup Final, not Finals. Idiots.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel skate blades.

I love that they’re using the FOX Box as well.

I signed in for the first time in months to recommend this. Great job.

If they choose North Stars this country better be prepared for an all-out civil war between Minnesota and North Dakota.

Where did the name Deadspin come from and who thought of it?

I get paid tomorrow, on the first of the month as well as the 16th and whenever my royalty check is mailed to me for my role as Kevin in the movie Home Alone.

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ESPN NFL 2K5 was so good and cheap (only $20!) it caused EA Sports to panic and sign an exclusive deal with the NFL. It’s still my favorite video game to date, from First Person Football to The Crib to the realistic SportsCenter highlight updates in the Franchise mode, I could play the game for hours and never get…

well when all of your nation’s best athletes are curling...

Watching the catch fence explode and then Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s rush to his Austin’s aid was something that I’ll never forget. Genuine fear watching something like that, it only took about 30 seconds from the start of the crash to the thumbs going up but it felt much longer live.

There can’t be mané hat tricks better than that.

The bases are loaded in a tie game in the bottom of the 9th with no one out. A desperate team puts all 4 of the infielders in within a foot of the batter in hopes that if he hits the ball, it would it would hit one of the players and drop down for the easy out at home and perhaps a double play. All injury and possible…

What does the AP Style Guide have to say about this?

Do you have anyone that stays up in the overnight hours in case any major news breaks?

Kinja won’t let me embed the tweet using my phone, but this is a gem -

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