I'm dying of anticipation.

Uptown Funk is good, most of the rest is awful.

Are there any conservatives, libertarians, or anyone who leans a bit right on the Deadspin staff? Or are all of you communists?

Congrats Tim! I'm so proud of you! I know you will do well! You're the best!

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Keep your swastika on the ice!

And we'll never be

As someone who screened goalies all my life, I still have yet to find a rule in any level of hockey which states that as long as your opponent is in front of your goal you can do whatever the hell you want to them. I've been cross-checked, pushed, punched, tripped, slashed, hooked, and pretty much everything else in…

Let's all raise some money and get this man a new microphone.

I love you.

A friend of mine on Facebook shared it, I then alerted the folks at Deadspin, and now it's on your computer screen.

here ya go -

already added it through YouTube's music editor. Should be up shortly.

It's fun to stay at the...

From the highest of highs, to the lowest of lows...

I think its the teachers who are responsable for all of this.

Boys will be boys.

I was thinking the same thing. I tweeted this 4 hours ago.