zachdominguez
zachdominguez
zachdominguez

The do not see beyond their immediate need to get re-elected.  Everything else, like doing their actual job, is unimportant.

Why would they tease me with a name like “all access?”

As soon as I heard that whine I was all “IIIIIIIT’S GHOOOOOSSSTTT!”  Made the episode for me :).

The real winner is Ghost, we all knew he was a good boy after all.

The real question is whether or not their mothers are both named Martha.

I wonder if they are going to tackle Susannah Dean/Odetta Holmes/ Detta Walker because a Jive talking amputee black lady in a wheelchair is a little bit ‘problematic’ when you look at it today.

Can i request mine to look like this?

“Can it drive me to some back alley for a shady deal without having to bribe the driver to not talk? It can? We need to make all cars autonomous.

“He landed on his elbow, put a huge hole in his elbow. From what I understand, he tore a ligament and removed a piece of the bone from the elbow, so [the surgeons] need to go in and reattach that bone to his elbow.”

And the fact that it's an old-school placard that reads "N. Fury" instead of "Director" or "BAMF".

I feel like the phrase “plot hole” get overused. I realize this is a bit like screaming about Alanis Morisette’s definition of irony, but “plot hole” doesn’t mean “literally any question I have that isn’t perfectly answered to my satisfaction.” It means a logical contradiction or gap in the story. So, if Superman dies

Technically they touched the asteroid, so they should have blown up.

They hit an asteroid with a bullet and it didn’t split into two smaller, but equally sized, chunks? Have video games been lying to me all along?

I’ve got just the team for this.