In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

To me the scariest little kid ever was Anthony Fremont, played by Billy Mumy in the Twilight Zone episode It’s A Good Life, November 1961.

Take the left turn. Bugs Bunny seems to regret never taking it.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

I was watching DBS with my 5 yo daughter and she turned to me and said “you’re a good dad like Vegeta, he cares for his kids and his wife, Goku only likes to play fighting with other people”.

When I was a kid I preferred Goku, but as an adult Vegeta is my favorite character.

“...like this one’s mother.”

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

bet your friends call you “chipper.”

I just hope there have always been stupid people like this but we just never knew about them because there was no way to share these relatively insignificant stories on a national level. Otherwise it feels like our world is turning into that movie, “Idiocracy.”

At least this challenge does not endanger OTHER people.

I camp in the middle of summer up in the high sierra mountains and it gets sub 30 at night. So what. That’s what layers are for.

Wait, what’s wrong with camping in the desert in January? That’s actually a nice time to do it. (The only thing on your list that I take exception to.)

Why do all these tech CEOs look like fucking lizard people tho? 

That’s a very offensive question. Saudi oil Arabia oil is oil an important oil oil oil oil in the oil Middle East oil oil.

Can anyone tell me why we're friends with them, other than oil?

Conservatives believe in the sanctity of property rights... that is until a brown person holds property that they want for themselves.

Its frustrating to be sure, but towing these trucks out of the way is just going to result in violence. The kind of bro-truck, redneck mentality that leads to them ICE-ing, comes with a hearty helping of macho posturing as well.