Then...don’t...read about these things?

Okay, so what are we thinking? Ancient frozen alien entity, or Lovecraftian horror? Bets, anyone?

I’m sure it will work out fine.

What we were promised:

Reckless or downright negligent? So... exactly like the auto industry at large, since forever?

I don’t know why we need a wall when she and the rest of the turd reich can just tuck a glock into the gun pockets of their yoga pants secure that border themselves.

that seems perfect for a shadow-box treatment, with pix of your dad from when he was in germany.

Oh No! Robots have human neck technology!

If you’ve got a hundred foot tall bearded dude, why even bother with the explosives? ;)

All these explosions and we still can’t determine if it’s a boy or girl?

GRRM gives up his writing gig to open up a chain of fast food tempura restaurants in the Southwest called Night Fryers. 

“On our planet, it means hope!”

That’s how I feel reading a lot of things online these days.

No, it’s the remains of Poochie on his way back to his home planet.

I still cannot get over how absolutely PERFECT David Tennant is in this role.

more like Space Farce, amirite?

Here is all the evidence I need:

The whole trend of gender reveals is getting dumber every day. Remember when we didn’t have to throw a dumbass party to tell people what variety of crotch fruit we were having? Pepperidge Farms does.

Concerned onlookers were cheering, “Hang in there!” amirite?!!