‘May God bless America, and may God particularly bless the good folks at Craftmatic® Adjustable Beds.”

I’m starting to think that the internet is the worst thing that ever happened to humanity. The amount of unchecked propagation of fucking stupid people spreading their stupid ideas to other stupid people will be the downfall of humanity.

The best vape is the one I can see. This helps me avoid the person at all cost.

If we’re walking down a narrow bridge in opposing directions toward each other, and can’t maneuver around each other without interacting, I would throw myself off the bridge so that you can’t proclaim, “Hey, I vape!” All while you blow a…

God bless the United Shtatesh.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaawich

Reminded me of this:

Hopefully this leads to CNN and other, reputable news organizations taking the gloves fully off and doing their jobs more directly. CNN’s statement outright saying SHS lied is a start.

the Democrats never had the Senate, so they could never lose it. they did win the House however. I know the blue wave wasn’t as wavy as we had hoped but some good did come out of it (imagine the first day when Maxine Waters can announce she will be subpoenaing Trump’s taxes and tell me that doesn’t bring a smile to…

Y’all Queda?

I hope there’s someone I could call to let me in, because I couldn’t handle the embarrassment of being a person who vapes, even for a second.

The only problem with this approach is that the door calls you a douche when you walk through the cloud of smoke.

I don’t know about everyone but the Beast Titan, hell yes he should play and do the motion capture for that bastard.

Let us not forget what our greastest President once said: “We don’t have any tariffs,” “I didn’t put tariffs. Where do we have tariffs? We don’t have tariffs anywhere.”

There’s literally only one character of Asian descent in the whole series (that I know of; I’ve only read a bit of the manga), and I still wouldn’t be surprised if the studio found an excuse for why Mikasa must be played by Scarlett Johansson.

Something like this?

The American way -- ‘I got mine, fuck you.’

really?

And Mother Nature will pay for it!

There were probably off duty NYPD officers in that fascist rabble.