Why are you telling people not to do this? If people are dumb enough to do this, it just makes it easier to arrest them and provide proof they did it. Plus we can’t laugh at their dumbasses after they do all this.

That he was able to say it was a dangerous time for men in this country because they can be accused of something they didn’t do and the Central Park 5 weren’t then allowed to beat the living fuck out of him is something we need to address in the coming revision of the Constitution.

Laurie using a gun against Michael is proof that Trump is right. It IS a dangerous time for white men in America.

To his base, this “news” means ab-so-lute-ly NOTHING to them.

His political base doesn’t care about anything except ending abortion and preserving white privilege. That’s it. That’s all. There’s nothing else.

Why is the doorbell so close to the floor? Almost as if its there just for the dog... THAT DOG IS A CRISIS ACTOR! FAKE NEWS!

But don’t you want to feel bad for the homicidal clown?

Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever 

A rival state, huh?  I never trusted Arizona.

Reminds me of a joke. Two aliens land their ship near a gas station. These particular aliens walk up to a gas pump and assume it’s a form of life. One Alien asks the gas pump “Take me to your leader”. The other alien says to his compatriot, “Hey, leave this guy alone and lets go ask someone else.” The first alien…

Darn kids these days don’t remember their roots. We can still teach ‘em a thing or two about being cool!

Will there be an episode devoted to my his crippling Gwent gambling addiction?

I’m looking forward to watching Cavill break into a peasant’s disgusting hovel and proceed to steal everything that’s not nailed down

This is a good point. Most readers here probably wouldn’t know who these twats are if it wasn’t for Kotaku continually telling us. Not publishing stories about them wouldn't cut back on their subscribers or anything meaningful, but we could all live on in blissful ignorance here. Which would be nice. 

How are the people in government, insurance, and healthcare going to make record profits in a system like that?

Just be careful with your new Narrative abilities!

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Might I recommend?