I am sorry but I am still aghast over this shoe

Life must be a barrel of laughs for you, not.

A different way to look at this is by percentages: 70% of the calories you take in are used to maintain your current weight while just sitting around breathing, 10% of the calories you take in are used to convert calories to energy, and 20% of the calories you take in covers everything else including just getting…

I had to stop - cold turkey - I was doing 2 - 3 containers of dates per week. It began to affect my - um - ‘output’. Now that I have been off them for almost a year, I am going to see if I can just eat a couple a day (maybe stuffing them with cheese (what would be the best cheese?) will help slow down my gluttony).

Another perplexing tale of wonder and intrigue:

I know this is an old but I have to exclaim about those effing repugs using ‘democrat party’ - a basic rule of English is that nouns don’t noun nouns, FFS! The language is just nouns, adjectives and verbs - nouns do not noun nouns, damnit.

The bro-nies would love your details.

No! No! How the fuck would allowing him into a women’s shelter be useful?? You may be semi-competent at google but you are incompetent at understanding how things work.

Didn’t Shakespeare use ‘they’ as a singular in “The Tempest” but was probably not used that way in “The Teapot”

I remember back in the 70s when my friend transitioned to male; she was my friend for 5 years before that and he was my friend after that. What I hated was getting kicked in the shins when I slipped up and used the wrong pronoun; I finally got fed up and stated loudly, that this person was my friend would forgive the…

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I have seen references to “prefers she/her” on buttons even in an email signature; I am not sure WTF it is in reference to but when I asked a librarian what the button referred to she just responded “because that is how I want to be referred to”. I blithely went on about how using ‘they’ would probably become like the…

Yes! Some of my NOAA co-workers joined with a Chinese ship to do ocean currents research; when they found out that Chinese crew were eating different food from them, they thought they should eat the same food. That lasted about 2 days. Real Chinese day to day food is nothing like what we have in a restaurant. They…

I remember going to lounges in Vancouver BC CA - they had ‘ladies entrances’, a separate door for women + I think women were forbidden from standing at the bar.

Didn’t someone say that Obama was ‘clean and well-spoken’? This was back when he was running for Senate.

AVG disabled Defender no matter what. I was not using AVG for antivirus but I could not get defender to do its share. (I forget the details now - I got rid of AVG years ago)

Let me think this through..... If I cut some glass strips in place of drawing, I might be able to do that illusion on a flat piece of glass (crap, gotta head back to the glass shop for more colors). I think I will try it (I also have an 8X8 kiln so I can fuse it together).

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