I am going to run down to my local Halal butcher and buy some goat for stew - I keep forgetting....

There is a band who was too poor to make a music video so they performed in public and use the CCTV to make the video:

An FBI background checker stopped by to ask about someone - I did not recognize the name so she said he lived upstairs - my response “Oh, you mean the Nazi upstairs?!” Not sure if I was a good character witness.

Damn, I love this word.

I hope he beats the world record for hiccups.

I would give you a thousand stars if I could - some people do not understand consequences very well.

Are you evoking some Faux Snews? You seem to be laying it on thick enough that some might eventually catch on.

Trump’s tiny hands has trunp’s tiny brain. Just go away.

Kavanaugh is the culmination of 40 years of preparation for this moment - there is no one else that they can fully trust to keep his commitment to the right cause.

I had a minor stalker who was a house-mate and her room was right across from me on the upper floor. She showed up a lot of places where I hung out and kept talking about how we were meant to be.

One of my saving hints was to figure out how much I need to have invested to generate enough income to pay for the item - figure $11 invested to generate $1 income.

I wear only Duluth t-shirts with the 3 extra inches to prevent plumber’s butt (they sometimes sell them in buckets titles ‘crack spackle’.

Yes! I have loads of small notebooks to keep track of ‘stuff’ but I never actually look at the notebooks until I think to write something. Keeping lists does no good for me since I never read them, sigh.,

With the Trump/Republican changes coming up, have fiduciary responsibility written into the contract.

Making decisions with a few alternatives is easier that making decisions with a hundred alternative - just go look for pasta sauce in an upscale store, you will have 30 or 40 possibilities within each of 10 categories. If you can even make such a decision, you will always 2nd guess yourself.

I have the same problems; I am only now realizing that I grew up poor (well, admitting it). I won’t go into details but I have a famine personality where I hide things I am afraid of running out of - cut my pills in half and reorder while I have enough to put aside; yes, I am a hoarder. The first time I had a 401k to…

ING was also paying $25.00 for your first 10 referrals so someone paid me $20 each for my 10 referrals (the money making part was that ING would give you $200 to open an account so I made $400 when I had my paycheck direct deposited).

In 1984, my variable CD was paying 12-15%; it was how I could afford to take a vacation in Australia. Every time I had $25, I deposited it. Guess what?! It was a Savings and Loan - they were still carrying home loans at 3% and needed to get money fast. I got out before the S&L crash at the end of the 80s.

I recommend using a credit union rather than a bank; I have accounts in 2; one of which offers 5% on the first $500 so I keep the savings account at $500 and the rest in checking for my emergency fund.