Listen, this is not a political issue. For once we need to drop all of our biases and focus on doing what’s right not just for the victims here but for the future. Let’s get it right this time, even if that means putting both of the Clintons in jail permanently. Trump had nothing to do with this so leave him alone.

Some people don’t want to be saved. Very well. Goodbye.

Looks like you forgot to throw all of your assumptions in the garbage. Listen, everything you think you know is worthless. Like a stomach filled with fried dough. You feel full. “I must have eaten some food,” you think. Yet you did not eat food. You ate worthless garbage. And this is the state of your brain. Consider…

Take all of your assumptions and throw them in the garbage! Earthquakes are not the fault of leftists, though leftists are a faction of the community responsible. Earthquakes are the result of the underground war that’s been going on for thousands of years.

Can’t say a lot about this one, or anything really, so I’ll just ask you a question. Do you believe that earthquakes are naturally-occurring events?

It’s pretty obvious, considering the big events that have recently taken place. Surprised y’all fellas don’t get it yet.

Maybe we’re importing people from places whose values are simply antithetical to ours.

Too on the nose and lacks finesse. 

This theory would be insulting if it weren’t for the fact that you all love this place so much.

Trump should nationalize Twitter (and Facebook). They are the public square and have no right to be controlled by billionaire megalomaniacs. I’m sure everyone here agrees, correct?

The left wants something they call “Muted Maoism.” They have become disillusioned with modern society and all its demands on their time and want to become a vegan, pre-industrial society. That’s what you hear around Boston anyway.

No they weren’t. Trump used his negotiating skills to bring them over. Good deal for us. Bad deal for you.

Funny to see Bernie Bros disown a murdered member of their ranks without question because the DNC-Media told you to... less weed guys. Less weed.

I still believe!

Pelosi and all the centrist Democrats are on our side now. 

Complete and total surveillance by a private sector company that indefinitely stores everything about you and sells all of it to the highest bidder is a small price to pay for knowing who spray painted something.

Will unpopularity take Uncle Joe out of the race? Will it be his extremely advanced age? Will it be his failure to recognize the shift left within the Democratic party? Will it be his awful debate performances? Will it be his commitment to do nothing new or exciting whatsoever? Or will it be Epstein?

I’m a Trump supporter, but I believe that everyone deserves a chance at living something resembling a consequential life. It is for that reason that I refuse to back The Fight For $15. I believe it should be $17.76.

The Allies should be renamed The Aligned Interests.