You’ve gotta be insane to coach a program in the same division as Saban, yet where the boosters still expect you to contend for a national championship every year. Miles was that insane bastard, and he did just that for almost a decade. Good luck replacing him LSU. You won’t.

My favorite was when he asked what would happen if she got pregnant and she’s like ‘yahhh... let me send you some brochures that might clear that up for you”

When I was a teenager my friends and I would go in the middle of the night and hangout on these little platforms, see below, that were on the side of a railroad bridge like a hundred feet over a very shallow river while the freight trains went by. A couple times we jumped onto the trains and rode them off the bridge…

God damn it I love cocaine. It’s good I’ve only done it once.

I went on a date with a guy who plied me wth drinks and probably a roofie. Then he put me behind the wheel of his Porsche and I crashed the shit out of it into a brick wall. Sucks to be youuuuuu asshole!

Iraq.

1) Car tag- where me and a friend raced through traffic trying to get ahead of each other while making rude hand gestures to the other as we passed each other.

I have done exactly this. Multiple times.

My car broke down and I got in the van of a random guy who pulled over to help me as I was walking down the highway. This was in the era before cell phones. What was I thinking? He dropped me off at the closest gas station. That could have gone so much worse.

Lookit those feetsies! She’s gonna be a big one! Many years of happiness to you all! She’s beautiful. :)

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

What is the most potentially life-ending, totally stupid, ridiculous, ill-advised, Darwinian thing you’ve done in the name of a good time/just being young?

SO!

I’m not worried so much about her prep because if there’s anything she does, it’s her homework, but I AM worried that expectations are so high for her and really all anyone is hoping for from Trump is that he doesn’t shit in his hand and fling it at Lester Holt. And Mark Cuban.

As someone who hate-reads right-wing media I’m almost 100% certain that there will be violence if and when Trump loses, especially since a disturbingly high percentage of his supporters appear to believe that if he does lose it will be because Democrats stole the election.

I’m wondering what these guys are going to do once the election is over. They need a machine to rage against, as a punching bag for their frustrations. If Hillary wins, are they going to take it up a notch and rage even harder? Yes, I’m worried for actual violence.

Welp, you asked for it. Here goes. Like I said, this poor woman’s head was sheered off- most of the front of her head was on the ceiling behind the front seat but the top of her skull made it to the road way with some shattered bits of skull, two vertebrae and a large chunk of something or another on the front of my…

That’s just my nightmare!

I will miss your adventous of Emily. She is adorable and has a great home. Here is a pic of my two babies, Noble and Butterscotch!