yummykittypie
YKP (outta here!)
yummykittypie

This may be my last regular SNS post, but if you find me on twitter you can get Emily on demand!

Since this might be the last SNS for me in a while, here is a throw back tribute to my baby, the scaredy cat Emily.

When I went to the shelter, I was there for an hour, visiting all kinds of rambunctious and affectionate

You guys. Today is my kid’s 2nd birthday and we had a full-on block party with a water slide and corn hole and a whole roast pigs (this was all for the block party, not my kid’s birthday). I made full sugar cupcakes and my boy was naked for the whole day. There were about a billion kids. It all climaxed with the ice

I paid off all of my unsubsidized school loans this week! Just cut my load in half and I haven't graduate college yet. Feeling really good about that!

Hi Jezzies and welcome Gawkfugees! This has been an... interesting week here to say the least. Here is your Brag Thread (though I guess a lot of us could just brag about getting ungreyed on all the Jez sub-blogs)! My brag is that I bought my airfare to see Mr. Antisocial graduate from OCS, and in an uncharacteristic

My two favorite parts were 1) when he was asked a question and stared into space until his wife started speaking for him in the 3rd person and 2) when he started talking about knowing Hillary Clinton’s doctor and knowing for a fact that her health isn’t good (um, HIPAA violation there, doctor...) and suddenly

There’s more room now that Ann Coulter has crawled out.

It MAY be possible that Donald Trump has nonstandard criteria for identifying the very best people when he puts them on his payroll.

What is going on right now? Seriously, what the hell is all this? How can this be happening?

Compassionate Colonoscopy is a Trump campaign theme too. As is Easy-Going Enema. “We are going to flush all the illegals, people who look like they might be illegal and Muslims from the country, but humanely.”

I’m as surprised as anyone to learn that the Dude is also a Doc.

Classic. They have no substantive responses to her speech so they sink back into juvenile pseudo-snark. Makes them the perfect sock puppets for Trump.

This is the thing that infuriates me about FOX is their insistence she is simultaneously a befuddled, incontinent geriatric and a criminal mastermind that has been breaking laws and fixing elections since her husband was in office.

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Bolling laughed so hard I thought they would stop breathing.

Seriously, ‘alt-right’ is such a gentle term for these noxious turds.

I was thinking grunge, but, yeah, it makes them sound innocuous.

Earlier on Fox’s The Five, Greg Gutfeld said “Hillary Clinton is so stupid she thinks Alt- Right are things on a computer keyboard”. Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Bolling laughed so hard I thought they would stop breathing.

The timing and tone of this are Samurai-level politics.

The best part is when she read Breitbart headlines.

In move that should surprise no one: Trump responded like a five year old and called her “a race baiting bigot”. Thus, continuing his 70 year old steak of stringing words that he doesn’t really understand together in an effort to keep up.

BTW, can we stop calling them the “alt-right?” So, like, the Klan may have been getting their hoods and robes laundered the past decade or two, and the Nazis hid their little swatika patches, but they are still the Klan and the Nazis.