I’m not worried so much about her prep because if there’s anything she does, it’s her homework, but I AM worried that expectations are so high for her and really all anyone is hoping for from Trump is that he doesn’t shit in his hand and fling it at Lester Holt. And Mark Cuban.

As someone who hate-reads right-wing media I’m almost 100% certain that there will be violence if and when Trump loses, especially since a disturbingly high percentage of his supporters appear to believe that if he does lose it will be because Democrats stole the election.

I’m wondering what these guys are going to do once the election is over. They need a machine to rage against, as a punching bag for their frustrations. If Hillary wins, are they going to take it up a notch and rage even harder? Yes, I’m worried for actual violence.

Welp, you asked for it. Here goes. Like I said, this poor woman’s head was sheered off- most of the front of her head was on the ceiling behind the front seat but the top of her skull made it to the road way with some shattered bits of skull, two vertebrae and a large chunk of something or another on the front of my…

That’s just my nightmare!

With the dumpster I was going out of town following the car in front of me. I remember bitching because she was under the speed limit by quite a bit and there was no way to pass her (not to mention that passing right there is not even legal). Dumpster was coming in to town. I spotted the dumpster tipping off so I…

This is why I either increase or decrease speed around such vehicles. Stopped behind? yeah, I’ll find an excuse to get away from the people directly in front of me who are transporting things that, if unsecured, will easily kill me.

I’m still not sure how this has anything to do with Brad Pitt, can we please stay on task? i know you’re new to Jezebel but here we like to focus on things that things that matter. this isn’t Gawker 2 with makeup tips. i really just want to see pictures of people’s cats

God.

I’m seriously feeling the “take everyone’s guns away, they lost their damn privilege,” stance. Buuuuut I know it is crazy taboo to say anything close to that so, “hey guys, how about more gun control??”

5 years probation. Suspended CDL. The company caught a major fine and their insurance had to pay out for the first victim’s expenses as well as for my car plus pain and suffering.

I have had 2 accidents because of unsecured cargo. The first involved a very young boy driving a gate-less pick up truck. He had five sheets of metal held down by cinder blocks and was driving way beyond the speed limit. Major damage to the car that was passing in the other direction. My car ended up with a tiny ding…

You should be able to call 911 or the police and report those people. At the very least, they’ll get ticketed for unsecured cargo. (You should also report the idiots that don’t clear snow from the roof/hood/trunk/windows/lights of their car.)

Oh shit. Your neighbor was the tooth fairy!

Def a serial killer.

i clearly remember me as a teen, from the back seat of a car speeding down a rural highway, climbing out of the window on one side, over the roof, and back into the other side.

Tie an inner tube to the back of a three wheeled ATV (back before those fuckers got banned for being so tippy) and let a mildly buzzed 17 year old drag you around a supposedly frozen lake and nearby snow covered field.

It’s amazing many of us made it to adulthood.

I will miss your adventous of Emily. She is adorable and has a great home. Here is a pic of my two babies, Noble and Butterscotch!