Emily the Magnificent took two pretty pictures this week. I am posting both for the benefit of anyone who wants a kitty fix.

I haven’t been able to sleep since I got up at 7:00 yesterday. I am binge watching The Good Wife, but I want a pizza to be brought to me, and all the deliverable pizzas are 25 bucks.

Why…

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Vernors and codeine cough syrup for me! This gal has bronchitis! I’m loaded up on antibiotics, steroids, tesslon pearls and cough syrup. Ah, the joys of living with an ER nurse.

This is the only correct way of thinking about the election this year. I can’t wait to vote for Hilary but fuck yeah I’ll feel the Bern should he go all the way. A fucking monkey would be better than the current crop of shitbags in red.

Who says the GOP never does math correctly?

Personally I think there should be a constitutional clause of “ If you are stuck in a siuation where you cost taxpayers tons of money, you cannot continue to use taxpayer money to get un-caught.”

Yes, and to say Hillary Clinton hasn’t done anything? Even most Republicans can admit Hillary Clinton is a woman who has achieved a hell of a lot, even if you don’t agree with those things. I don’t agree with Margaret Thatcher, but damn, being the first woman prime minister of the UK is a pretty big deal. What exactly…

and to be told that it’s okay to be who he is.

I know! I wanted to scoop him up and say, “Oh honey, come live where I live. You won’t have to pretend anymore.”

She didn’t advance jack shit. Social justice advocates just latched onto her, and everybody just willfully forgot that she is a terrible person

Precisely. Being trans doesn’t mean you suddenly will develop compassion and empathy. If you don’t have it to start with, then that’s really who you are.

I think maybe only Patricia Arquette who did it in about 5 words at the Oscars. But yes, man, Caitlyn, just shut the fuck up.

She is just a Republican male on the inside.

A) Last time I checked, Caitlin Jenner killed someone.

Has anyone burned off as much goodwill as quickly as she has since she transitioned?

Many home-birthers go the unassisted route

I once met an anti-vaxxer who “didn’t believe” in modern medicine or drugs of any kind, refused to vaccinate her 3 kids, etc.

This is what I envision whenever someone talks about doing a home birth.

FUCK these people and let’s let them lie in bed dying of meningitis and see if they refuse fucking medical care. Reminds me of my religious zealot cousin who refused to get prenatal care and insisted on a half-assed home birth but quickly raced her ass to the hospital when the baby wasn’t breathing and needed a…

Well, we were still there, so let’s see: my friend got her face licked by a washed up actor, some guy asked if I was “eastern European” and then tried to put his arm around my waist, I was standing next to both James O’Keefe and Charles Johnson for a time, and then I went back to the hotel and ate M&Ms and left for…

I had questions but we weren’t communicating very well, I don’t think?