Here is my weekly cat update. Emily is obsessed with a wand toy I got her a week ago. She has almost severed it from the string and then she will be sad because it was the last one in the pet store. Today, while cleaning my room I disassembled her hidey box because she hasn’t hid in It for more than a month. She is…
Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? I’m having a Krakow Kitty. I refuse to refer to a drink this delicious as a Moscow Mule, being a Pole and all, so Krakow Kitty it is! I finished all of the work for my class, and got 399.31 out of 400 points. Professor is rounding it up to 100%, not that it matters, because an A is an A.…
That is beautifully put and absolutely appropriate for a small child to understand. I’ll have to mentally file that one away.
My mom passed away in 2014 and explaining it to my 3 year old was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. I was honest and told him that sometimes the people we love leave us and we don’t get to see them anymore, but we’ll always have our memories.
Our neighbors, dad (33), mom (31) and their daughter and son (aged 9 and 6) were killed in a car accident two weeks ago and while everyone else has been about “angels” and “thank god they’re together in heaven” I’ve spent the past two weeks angry as fuck that an entire family is GONE, for no fucking reason. I know…
This. My worst nightmare is to die and leave my children. How comforting it would be to believe we’ll all be together in an afterlife. Sometimes atheism is a harsh mistress.
You leave your liberal, media, elitist sciencey stuff out of this! It has no power here!
I read your comment as “pink elephant fetus march,” which is now how I will be referring to CPAC.
It literally says “eight weeks after conception” right after it says you are ten weeks pregnant. I think you have it backwards.
I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.
Rectal exams too. Have a colon cancer screen and its straight to hell!
Yup. My smartest, funniest most beautiful friend killed herself with a gun her boyfriend kept in the house. Pretty sure she’d still be here today if she lived in a gun free home and the impulse could have passed without tragedy.
It is a well-known scientific fact that if you look at a butthole closely enough, you will see the words “Exit” inscribed on it in the language your mother spoke when she was pregnant with you.
also its science
The JFK reference threw me. He was a democrat and notorious philanderer. What? Isn't this against everything your party stands for?
“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”
IKR?
Although the flowery “exit only” font had me full on *laughing*.
(suitable to laminate and hang on one’s front door perhaps?)
“I will take 20 of your finest plastic fetuses, please.”
That...is not what 10-week fetus feet look like!
Anna, I hope Gawker Media is also footing a massive bar tab for this because I know I couldn’t do this sober without my head exploding all over the pink elephant fetus merch.
