My first dream job — to be a Lawrence Welk girl. They sang, danced, had outfits! I was 5.

There’s a Raccoon Diner just about 250 yards from me. It’s my “peach orchard” and the furry little bastards are climbing tree’s and taking names! I found 6 in one tree about dark yesterday - the dog had alerted and was going to wait them out. No, dog went the house. And a bottlerocket fixed the coon to peach imbalance…

Tactical failure #2 — wonder what they were paid for this?

That’s what God told him to do. Pence prayed about it. That look is one of the batshit holy instruction.

Feel bad for me if it makes you feel better. A Mustang GT is prolly as close as I’ll get to owing anything Ford GT. So, totally not the same thing.

Actually, I’ve been putting various monograms on my towel sets forever. All white towels - Initials, Guest (various colors) for sets, Symbols (hearts - stars- fish) and used heavy canvas binding tape in the same color to sew a coordinating loop to hang on some (or even instal 1" grommets in some beach towels).

Even if I could give Dumbass Donald and Pucked Pence a PASS on that hilarious piece of logo history, there has to be some folks on a graphic design team that are laughing themselves silly and still making bank! Love it!

Is this real? A joke on the use of this logo?

Wow, a walking benzo. Unnecessarily — just unnecessary. Jeez.

Bingo! The argument on all that’s needed is the good gun guy stoping a bad gun guy sounds good till the shooting starts. Then the shit gets real. Duck & cover?

Well if they don’t want to control the GUNS then,

The best airline is one that departs on schedule and has a scheduled landing. No unscheduled landings — lol. Safely where I’m going is vital!

It was in my second interview with the City Manager (I’d verbally accepted the job, but he wanted to get “some things straight”). Ok.

A pig in hell! Hail, literally. But, knock ‘em dead Jia!

Don’t let the lack of your dog being a purebred pup lull you. Dog thieves steal lots of dogs.

We haven’t been on a proper vacation in 21 years. Yep, 21 years. Job schedules which had 2 Shepherd/huskies + much willfull-beloved mutt mix & the 1st kitty in 99. Well, that was impossible. 3 dogs, 1 kitty in 2000. Job & school demands after that = no go.

Godspeed Mofie.

TV - nah, they can have it. If I’m not home. But the odds of them coming in with intent to harm YOU may exist. And yeah, if I catch people in my house I’m maybe going to give them a verbal command 1/4 second to comply & get on floor then they with lose the voluntary option.

I have always owned a gun. As a single girl many years ago (my first gun) was purchased “just in case” — I was trained to use it and use it well. A problem developed in my life and while I can’t say for certain I was suicidal, I was in that deep, dark scary hole, I felt unsafe — so, I gave that gun to a trusted LEO…

Way. Too. Low.