I know right. “I got hired as a warehouse employee - they made me walk?!”.

For io9, it’s because she is a she.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

he seems like the guy who takes really aggressive bong rips

YES. They should get Paul F Thompkins to play the devil. Or God. Or just Ted Dansen’s boss. Or basically anyone. He’d fit that show like a glove.

Well, if we’re all gonna stop dying we better also stop breeding...

Of all the things that can be dumped in a lake, a steel ingot has literally no effect on the ecosystem or water chemistry.

Let’s make this very clear. The belief that, say, transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the bathrooms of their choice is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that women shouldn’t have the right to control their own bodies is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that blacks and Jews should…

The Green Ranger? That’s where you draw the line?

And Perry was Chief Executive of the 2nd largest state in the union(a State with a larger economy that of all of Central America, combined), and leader of its National Guard. The question is, does that experience prepare him for this role.

I’m in. I just hope Dule Hill somehow cries like Gus sometime during the movie, even if it makes no sense for his character. I just miss Gus and Psych.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Hulkamania happened.

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

12 Reasons Why Trump Hates BuzzFeed. #1 Will Make You Wet Your Pants With Laughter

Nice but where is the hatchback version?

Alternative title: New York Millennial amazed by common outdoor machinery.