+1 Threaux up.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

“We need a tank”

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

You’re asking if the black guy or police officer is liable? Is this some kind of trick question?

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

OMG, the night before Xmas was the longest. 8 childhood Christmas Eve hours is equal to roughly 9 months in Adult time.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.