There is a solution - he needs to fuck someone else without his wife’s consent. Balance will be restored.

Exactly how would universal healthcare get Americans to own up to their shitty lifestyles rather than bailing them out? It’s straight up all the worst parts of Marxism (people not carrying their weight making the whole system fail) if you don’t penalize people for shit they absolutely can correct if they wanted to.…

As a lifelong KC resident, I immediately thought of this poor sob when I heard the name of the dead KKK fuckstain. Similar to my thoughts when my favorite band Isis had something similar happen to them.

We vastly overestimate our ability to understand scale. We would have as much ability to comprehend an (near) infinite being and his intentions as bacteria can comprehend us. Think about the ways we can transmit information to something that small and you begin to see the similarities to the way the various God/gods…

The biggest practical asset that blacks have to affect change is a Scrooge McDuck-esque vault of hard-earned anger. Wasting your biggest resource by complaining and typing on a keyboard to gain short-term catharsis, instead of focusing it like a laser on wealth accumulation, is confusing and genuinely makes me sad.…

They have a name for what you’re describing - favelas.

That is so Houston it hurts.

Someone should ask him what tail tastes like.

Remember kids, being overweight is just as good as being normal weight, and has no negative consequences except for those awful, fat-shamers. The obese should be celebrated! You know, for their “curves”.

Eat dicks. Kubrick has no time for your hand-wringing. The joy, heartbreak, and introspection his movies have produced vastly outweigh one persons suffering. He is to movies what a socialist utopia is to humanity writ large. Neither come without a price.

These kinds of emergency repairs are done all the time, and you’re grossly overestimating the amount of complications prior to starting and grievance settling that would occur. The complaining would be there because we’re some whiny motherfuckers, but other than that, the RFP would go out with a very limited biding…

Monopsony - the reason trve socialism always fails.

Way to miss the point, you fucking dummy. Also, victim hood by definition involves loss of some kind. Do you really want to get into a utterly useless, never-ending argument about what kind of trauma is worse than others? Is that productive? Or do you enjoy using other peoples’ victimization to make you feel part of a…

This was a deep, rewarding read. I now know that men want to fuck women and robot women.

Well, it was good, but waaaay too short. I can see the ending leaving a bad taste in some viewers mouths, although I think that too was a nod to cliffhanger tropes. And I’m thinking The Tick is a manifestation of his neuroses brought to life, like it’s his version of a superpower, rather than a complete Tyler Durden…

I’m not sure why, but it being in a different instead of shared universe totally put me off seeing it, in addition to the horrible trailers. I keep coming back to the idea that they could have used Egon’s funeral (i.e., one of them is his kid) as the spark that brought them together as well as paid tribute to Ramis in…

+1 roast beef sandwich

All more regs will do is further steer new trucks into the preening douchebag market by raising prices. Rising truck prices (especially diesel trucks) are slowly bleeding the customers they’re supposed to be used by; work and emissions/safety regs are the number one culprit. They’re turning into trophies for asshole…

Will, is that you? Will? WILL?!??! Where are you, Will? Mommy’s coming, Will!