I would have watched an hour of Midge honing her act. I cannot imagine how hard that must have been to write. “Okay, we need three punch lines. Each one is a little better than the last, but none are bad.”

Indeed. They are the best hotdog. What I want to know is why in God’s holy name are those poor hotdogs in the above photo fouled with ketchup? Ketchup on fries or burger, ok. Never on a dog.

Yes. A Chicago style hot dog is the best kind of hot dog.

The Big Sick, The Good Place, and Crazy Ex Girlfriend all getting snubbed was pretty egregious.

He once put it in a double feature with Irreversible (He did a double features from hell). THAT is the way to see Antichrist in the same way John see’s it because once you have made it through Irreversible, Antichrist instantly becomes a comedy. You haven’t heard laughter until you’ve heard an entire auditorium of…

It did seem like they were going somewhere with that character. I remember watching the episode and thinking, “wow, who is this actor and why haven’t I heard of her?”

I’d like to take this opportunity to declare that Steven Moffat is one of my favorite writers, and those who would like to rake me over the coals for that opinion can come @ me.

Jingle Bell Rock is the worst song ever, by a country mile

*Spike Lee angrily tweets out Spike Jonze’s address*

A man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

Oh, for the love of Vishnu: PHRASING.

I’m so sorry. I have a compulsion.

I’m humbled by what a not-asshole you are! It’s stunning!

So wait. Maron talks about self introspection, to be vigilant enough to look beyond his own wiring and needs and develop the capability to empathize properly, you simplify that to “don’t be an asshole.” That’s...cool.

WBTC is not the worst pop song of all time (I mean, MacArthur Park is right there), but it’s still a flaming pile of shit. It’s the epitome of top-40 cash-grab sell-out. It’s lyrics have no coherence, and any that they do have completely undermine the fact of the song itself - I mean, “Someone’s always playing…

“You Only Get What You Give” is such a great song. I mean, the lead singer is on Bono levels of insufferable, which is probably why people hate it, but those are some gorgeous melancholy moments throughout the song. 

Those unfortunate enough to actually remember the song when it first hit the charts may also remember (or have blocked it out) that around the two minute mark, during the song’s bridge, Starship’s management had the bright idea to actually sell air-time. Because “We Bulit this City” was a shout out to radio stations…

Let’s speculate about what’s in that toast article without reading it!

I can’t go with you there friend. That song is so cheesy listening to it makes me gain five pounds.

I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic…