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lol this article 

Agreed. I pretty much love all of his work, but I cannot begin to fathom the love for The Master (besides Hoffman’s overlooked fantastic performance). I don’t know how a list that can wax poetic about Magnolia  being pretentious (I mean...it is, but that’s part of it) can unironically heap praise on The Master.

If I wasn't with other people I'd have walked out of the master half way through. Actively annoying movie to watch for me. 

I’ve always been a PTA fan, but I’ve never walked away more disappointed in a movie than I did with The Master. I think I even like Inherent Vice more.

As far as takes go, it’s not wholly without merit. There’s great stuff in the Master but it’s waaaaay too long and far too slow, and he doubled down on that vibe with Vice and - to a lesser extent - Phantom Thread. There’s things to enjoy in all three movies but he’s clearly making them mostly for himself at this…

When Jane Lynch appeared I came THIS CLOSE to a spit take. Kudos to whoever decided that the stunt double would be a woman and to cast her in the role.

Fear is the sequel killer

First I’ve heard of this meme, but I’m glad Craig has been informed

I hope he did a better job adapting this than he did adapting Garfield.

I felt the same way. I assumed she had been famous on Broadway or something, but no. She’s completely owned this role. Hopefully it leads to other big things for her. 

Diane Guerrero is great, don’t get me wrong, but April Bowlby steals the show utterly. You’d think the quality of the cast would make that impossible, but she’s brilliant. That she did “hot bimbo” roles before landing this is some inexcusable shit and I really hope she gets the roles she clearly deserves. She’s an…

Yeah, I remember seeing her showing up in a lot of “bimbo” roles in sitcoms before this show. She was always really funny even if the show wasn’t. I’m glad she got this bigger showcase.

She feels like an actor who I must have been watching and loving for years, before she played Rita, but looking at her past credits, I realize I either never watched any of the shows she was on or wouldn’t have noticed her. But sometimes it takes an actor to really find a role that shows off their talents. (I’m sure…

April Bowlby is a fucking riot as Rita Farr. Every other line is camp perfection. She’s so effortlessly, hilariously great that I don’t know if I’d recognize her even if I’d seen her in stuff before.

I was stoked for DP S3 but adding Michelle Gomez?

Where’s my delivery of “Prime Content Vol. 23?”

“Amazong releases I Know What You Did Last Summer teaser”

He’s the greatest in that movie.

Yeah, “Doon” was weak. Their earlier LOTR parody, “Bored of the Rings” was pretty good though. It’s a pity that the whole genre of parody novels seems to have died. The closest thing we have is that trend a decade ago when people would add zombies or robots to Austen or Tolstoy, but that’s not quite the same thing.