Except "I thought you were dead" was directly lifted from Big Jake as an homage to John Wayne, so it wasn't exactly original.

I get what you're saying, but I think that what ultimately makes Raiders an action film is its focus on the action sequences as ends in themselves, which makes the setting and differences in tone that you mention seem a little superficial. Though it seems leisurely paced by today's standards, at the time Raiders felt…

That's what I said. So if a tomato doesn't have arms, how's he gonna fire a gun, George?

I could never figure out why these immortals, who could spend centuries learning to make the universe's awesomest Nudie suits or something, would just settle for basic grey & beige space peasant wardrobe:

You see, if old Edrio had had two tubes instead of just a big dick, he would have been there right to the end to defend himself.

They didn't put anything into his mouth. His father figure created that hallucination to cause him to throw up in the real world. But he may have had Cream of Wheat for breakfast that day, I don't know…

I didn't think the vomit was that convincing. It just looked like Cream of Wheat. So it looked like he was picking children's vitamins out of Cream of Wheat. Actually, that sounds pretty tasty.

What about beloved character actress Margo Martindale?

Don't you mean Floyd Chowder?

I don't know about all that. I thought it seemed neat.

Just remember that when they say "brexit" they're talking about what we in the States call a "scone".

So are they hunters of queer monsters, or queer hunters of monsters?

I sometimes get an eclectic shock when my local community radio station plays a classic country track right after some kind of newfangled alternative dance music. So crazy! Who would think of that?

Actually, if you follow the link from the twitter page to his blog and go back thru his old posts, you can find over ten years of Gower jokes.

According to what Rabin just posted on Facebook, next week's article will be about the 20th season of Saturday Night Live:

Cersei wears the cheese. It does not wear her.

TV coverage being cut left and right. Shark Week the top pick 2 nights in a row. No new content posted at Monday 12am.

Yeah, I couldn't even finish watching it. I can't imagine who really cares about doping except people who are looking for reasons to keep hating the jocks who made their existences miserable in high school. Just get over it.

CUBBIES 2016

There are Wienerschnitzels all over Tucson. Apparently it takes the protection of the Almighty Himself to keep them in business, because their food is abysmal: