The melody from the orgy scene ear-wormed its way into the center of my brain the first time I heard it and never left.

Well, he went a little funny in the head… you know… just a little… funny. And, ah… he went and did a silly thing…

I was gonna ask why change your name to "Randy California" when "Randy Wolfe" is a perfectly good rock'n'roll name, then I looked it up and apparently "Randy California" was a nickname that Jimi Hendrix gave him. If Hendrix gives you a nickname, then I guess you have to go with it.

They could do a couple of hours just talking about all the weird compositions.

Yeah, but you gotta wait until I say it—also, a tin teardrop.

"If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."

We don't know why any of the characters are in prison. We sometimes see them committing crimes in flashbacks, but we don't know if these are the crimes that lead directly to their incarceration. Except for Piper, and Judy King, whose trial was covered on television in the background of last season's events, as Myles…

I don't know. The Wikipedia article lists the airdate as 6/12/16, but you may be right.

Meat Loaf has collapsed!
I was sitting down with
a beer after a long day at work and
listening to Hex Enduction Hours
and downloading Orphan Black
after finding no torrent
for the season finale of
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown
for the fifth night in a row
so I went ahead and started
downloading Orphan Black
and suddenly I…

All I could think of during that scene was Roger Ebert's observation that a fruit cart will always be overturned during a chase scene in an exotic or foreign locale. In fact, I wondered if the people making the show were actually having Maisie Williams go apeshit on all that fruit as a stealth tribute to Ebert and his …

Lily's Business Plan:

I gotta admit that the first 15 minutes of the in-depth segment tonight wasn't the show at its most compelling, but the payoff at the end was frikkin' AWESOME!

Asha fucks whomever she wants and she pays the iron price for it. Fuck your categories.

Just close your eyes and think of the Seven Kingdoms….

Also, it's "parley", not "parlay".

Jaqen doesn't exist. He's just a face. I don't understand why everyone always forgets that.

Another crazy Youtube hack: click on the "autoplay" switch that appears on the top right hand corner of every page and just turn it off. And yes, it turns it off for good and on every page across the whole site.

Let It Bleed.

This is really the problem with Klosterman. The guy's an entertaining read and I have nothing against him, but all his fanboys, who are mainly other mediocre music critics, treat everything he writes like he's the second coming of Samuel Johnson or something.

Wow. That really was the best one in a long time.