Fine, let’s fix it then:

If only we had some recent activity, some recent event, that would give us . . . [best Shatner voice] some . . . kind . . . of . . . clue . . . [clutches fist in front of chest] that would provide evidence one way or another!

Would this be an option for someone with an existing Chromebook that is reaching its end-of-support date for updates? I have one that I just use for light web browsing and video chat but have started to get ominous messages that it won’t be receiving any further updates past June.

“one that renamed themselves Sith”

. . . after the Sith race?

Do we have the chicken-and-egg of that figured out yet?  Which came first?

Why does this music gotta be so . . . *busy*? It’s like everyone’s forgotten how powerful selectivity can be. You can have strong, powerful music without every microsecond being layered 6 tracks deep with constant noise.

Since the backstory is that these kids were mysteriously born . . .

Going to have to be a rock-solid explanation for how the climate disaster occurred so completely, suddenly, and totally that it was impossible for there to be a message provided to the spacecraft, or in the case of a blackout period that an automated message couldn’t have been left broadcasting from either space, a…

OR, Neil Gaiman just put out Pirate Stew.

It certainly doesn’t live up to today’s standards of trailer special effects, and in retrospect it borrows footage too heavily from the third act, but the Dark City trailer came with a great musical cut, some very cool shots, and Jennifer Connelly. It was one of the earlier trailers I could watch over and over again.

No…

“certain people”

As a recent example, if you liked both the books and TV show of The Magicians, you’ll probably get through this just fine.

How . . . how do you have a Star Wars star fighter game that includes neither Yavin nor Endor?

Came for this. Am not disappoint.

For whatever it’s flaws, I really enjoy this movie and often will stop on it if I happen to catch it mid-show.  Theron and Smith carry the second half of the movie.  It built just enough world to attach their characters to, which made me give a damn even if it happened right at the end.

Still feel like VR X-Wing is going to be one of the killer apps . . . whatever happened to that PS4 demo.

Uh, my Macbook only has two ports, both on the left?

What a fucking stupid example. And everyone on welfare in the 80’s was a Welfare Queen, too. 

This is . . . this has to be sarcasm? Or satire?

Question: Why didn’t Yoda or SOMEBODY’s ghost tell Luke that light sabers can absorb/deflect/reflect force lightning when he’s going to face the Emperor?  I mean, the first thing he does after he beats his dad is *throw his light saber away*.  What for?  How did he think he was going to defeat the Emperor?  With a hug?

I dunno, the most super-Tolkien nerd I know won’t even watch any of the movies or TV shows, which Colbert has embraced.