It's amazing that all the goobers who screamed about the Marlins signing Stanton and not being able to afford it didn't realize that a) Their payroll is still absurdly low b) when it kicks in for real, it'll still be "reasonable", because the big money is backloaded and c) there's an out after 6 years, which he may or…

Et Tu, NY Mets?

You don't go to that many Sox games, then. I've seen more fistfights at nighttime Sox games than I did at mid 1980's Yankees games.

Boeheim always looks like he's constipated.

Bob Huggins is still coaching, you know.

I haven't seen punches pulled so badly since Donald Rumsfeld's press conferences during the Iraq war.

Vermont is as progressive as it gets, so I'm sure they funnel a large amount of money into social programs. Maine has one of the oldest average populations (if not the oldest), and virtually no industrial base to draw from. They've gotta raise medicare funds somehow.

It might be an interesting Gay Porn, but other than that, no.

Since U Been Gone...

Oh, that Captain Janks!

Seriously, how many Steve Carlton jerseys are they selling in Nebraska, and how many are being bought by Steve?

The "knob" was actually making a critique against the racist, homophobic and sexist standards of the fraternity system when he was surrounded by the violent brahs looking for a fight. Shame on Gawker for taking their side against the most reasonable person in the video.

LeBron's still pissed about how his Uncle treated Brain Wilson on that last tour. King James is a HUGE Pet Sounds guy.

Sorry to bother you and the other 750,000 fans of the MLS.

I stopped reading when I saw Fred Durst.

Pee-Wee Vermin strikes again.

Bocce?

"After all, they were compensated at three-times the face value of their original tickets, were still able to watch the game from a less-desirable location, were given free tickets to the 2012 Super Bowl, got a chance to go on the field after the game, and got free food, drinks, and merchandise."

St Louis on the other hand MUST have invented the cut-off jeans short, especially the stone or acid washed variety. If you don't believe me, check out the Cardinals fans when their team plays at Wrigley. They wear them like it's an "away" uniform.

I guess we now know the South African equivalent of yelling "BABABOOEY"!!!