It's too bad the painting part wasn't done by Banksy, people would have set up 24/7 guard on it while Europeans would have been scrambling for flights to O'Hare to see the great one's work.

Not really.

Look, a "High Times" article from 1974, updated!

I think the pager is one of those ones they give you at TGI Fridays or shit when you're waiting for a table. His old lady didn't keep it from her days of slinging rock on one-two-five.

you're literally going to have guys wearing 80's and 90's in the future. Bizarre.

How about retiring the retiring of numbers? I like the Captain for the Yankees which has huge gaps in between when there wasn't anyone worthy.

Whatever happened to a plain old "Bababooie"? Tom Costello sounded like he was trying to paraphrase Al Michaels and his "Lest anyone think..." take during the OJ chase Bababooie call (Totally farcical)!

BOM DIA MOTHERFUCKERS!

The weirdest part is that she looks like a TSA agent.

Probably still better service than we had in the 1970's, you whiny bitches.

Isn't "Malacca" a dirty Greek word? Did you just get Dick Hertz'ed or Hugh Jass'ed?

Silly Noah, lunch is to be eaten only at the buffet at Solid Gold Gentlemen's Club in Port St. Lucie after the game.

So, a Harvard professor spends too much time going after an overcharging restaurant, and he's whiny. This guy spends too much time writing a bitchy e-mail and he's awesome? WAY TO GO DEADSPIN.

After watching this, I wonder how that director keeps his job; he cuts away after Stewart delivers the kick in the nuts, then does something else which we don't get to see because he feels the need to stay on some dude parading in his underoos. Awful.

The generic diapers thing might work while your child is a baby, but as soon as they can express preferences, you'd better pony up for the more expensive ones, because the kids will start bitching about the fit and comfort, which is inferior on the cheapies.

He looked like he was playing against a decent AAU team last night.

I'm thinking the late Art Modell is more popular in Cleveland than Jimmy.

"Hey Cletus, check out that hot chick on the side of the road, lemme brake a bit to see her .........."

Looks like a Hal Needham film.

How much you want to bet Larry tries to make a comeback in 3-2 years after he's broke?