New york city should take all the illegals. We can have them fix the subway system with pickaxes and they can stay at Bill De Blasshole’s house since he is always traveling around the country and never there.

Rip Koko

This is what it looks like to stand up.

Wow a person defends their friend, amazing.

This marriage is going to last about as long as people using the word Lit.

I have an idea to solve the immigration crisis. When illegals come here we should allow communities to vote to allow them to live in their community, this way communities like the Upper west side , Marin California, Pitkin Colorado, Silicon Valley will vote to take them into to their community and they will be…

I have an idea to solve the immigration crisis. When illegals come here we should allow communities to vote to allow them to live in their community, this way communities like the Upper west side , Marin California, Pitkin Colorado, Silicon Valley will vote to take them into to their community and they will be…

Just in time too.

In January 1933, some 522,000 Jews by religious definition lived in Germany. Over half of these individuals, approximately 304,000 Jews, emigrated during the first six years of the Nazi dictatorship, leaving only approximately 214,000 Jews in Germany proper (1937 borders) on the eve of World War II.

These are actually photos from Pratt’s new film “The Third Adirondack chair ottoman between Us” .

Hope fassbender doesn’t get into a fender bender that would be a career ender.

Never thought i’d see Chiseled abs and Matzo ball soup in the same sentence.

I always regretted that i never became a jet pilot, then one day reading the paper i saw that a jet pilot with the same exact name as me died in one of them plane shows, so there’s that.

At least its not disposable children.

Dead sex doll eyes, check. Underage girl look, check. Excessive use of runs, whoops, and vocal falsettos melisma to mimic black singers, check. Gay flag to fake endorse and capitalize on “diversity”, check.
Ok ready to go on.

Thanks somebody’s not gotta to do it.

What is it with new dads being shirtless in first photos of them holding their newborn babies. [E! Online]

I though chai latte tea was suppose to mellow you out, heigl’s blog makes me want to ball my fist and scream into the air ... Heigl !!!!!

-Hey everybody my kids an asshole.