As someone that is 5'2" (and strangely, was discussing short person woes with my coworkers this morning)...

This was a pretty uplifting Dirt Bag! Happy Friday! Congrats to Selma.

What 15 percent of you are getting fired?   HAHHAHAHAHAHAA

I didn’t realize that ICE fell under the Governor of New York’s purview.

Grayson Allen was about the most Utah pick they could have possibly made. He is inextricably “scrappy” and “white.”

Nosferatu with an MBA.

It’s a catch 22. So many men have been outed for horrible behaviour that everyone is afraid of saying they don’t believe the allegations. If you’re falsely accused there’s no way to defend yourself. You can’t prove a negative.

Yeah so weird since Patty Hearst always seemed to have such a good head on her shoulders...

I feel like it goes in the order it wants to, I don’t have that much control over it sometimes

How can you forget Hemsworth! He’s super funny as the mighty THOR

Elliott

Chris Christie would like a word. He was in the original ghostbusters as the Stay Puffed marshmallow man.

*scribbles notes furiously*

Your disposable income is thanks enough

You’re a hero.

Kathy Griffin, could you please just shut the fuck up already? Seriously. Just stop.

Wow, this is a deeper look into the Mets than anyone in the front office for the Mets has made this year. Kudos to you!

Cespedes is an overrated always injured roid user that can’t field.

And yet the Mets’ greatest achievement of the last decade is just weeks away. Happy Bobby Bonilla day to you!