I was gonna say - this dude looks like he’s old enough to die from old age.

I think you still need more reading and writing crap considering some of the basic and elementary errors contained within your plea.

You go after what people care about.

Also, Russ is divorced himself. The double standard is ridiculous.

I multitask - I play computer games while absorbing football until the Hawks come on and then I’m 100% into the game.

Papa John poses like a teenage girl for photos.

I guess? I’m saying all distracted driving vectors are high hanging fruit compared to the low hanging fruit of drunk drivers.

Better send it in text form so people actually read it. Just hopefully not on the road itself.

Fuck this stupid rube.

So Edison Bulbs should be Hotep Bulbs instead?

Windstar!

Nobody ever thought 50% of drivers were drunk. I bet 50% of drivers are distracted by devices at this point in time.

Amen.

What?!

Enough to earn a chip on his shoulder for driving stick.

Well as soon as you find a way to round up 50% of drivers and strip them of their license without externalities arising, you’ll no longer be pissed.

Oh yeah, The General is totally going to try and shoehorn Shaq into an ad where The General, Shaq, and The Penguin are totally blitzed and the lingering thought is “Don’t let the law stop your party”

To people who have no hand in what it took to earn those profits.

So there will be more Nazi knob slobbering in this game?

More seriously though, waiting for a yenta, digital or otherwise to do almost all the prospecting for you so you can hop into an enjoyable turnkey situation sounds dire. I’m not saying date your friends since you’re right, you can’t force attraction, but perhaps ya’ll need to be the matchmakers you wish you had in…