But you can have an orgy, just once.

Look, if you want handjobs from other guys on being a man’s man, go for it. I’ll stick to the ones I get from my wife, thank you.

Grandmaster Caz should fight him.

Apparently it really struck a chord based on how pitifully you reacted, lashing out as you did.

He’s done a few interviews outside of press conferences like a recent one with Football Outsiders that showed he isn’t all grunts.

You’ll never stop validating the criticisms against you.

Assume anyone who disagrees with you is A. a woman B. a bitch.

Deadspin is dedicated to sports journalism like I’m dedicated to porn. Always watching, never participating and both are utterly masturbatory.

Pop and BB can give deep insightful answers to mundane questions. They probably appreciate a nugget they can extrapolate upon among the sea of worthless garbage.

Maybe he should get tips in grace from Russell Wilson?

Cause some of them aren’t?

Yes, lets turn away from other humans and replace them with robots. No social problem can arise from an ever increasing empathy gap, no sir.

If the proceeds don’t go to Haim’s estate then Feldman has definitely earned another ring of hell to fall into.

Dots like I don’t know, dating your friends that are similar situations with dating? Those dots? Try them?

Oh my god, that’s why you’re single.

Aborted screen pass. You can see the RB has OLB KJ Wright up on him with the right tackle shedding his block late and Michael Bennett half a step away. You can also see that the other reads are non starters especially the over the middle route where Wagner drops into a zone after 2 steps forward.

Is not pretending to be a good christian while grams is in town being stupid?

The way you go on about your experiences make it sound like everyone else is better off not hearing from you. So thanks for not sharing!

Yeah, scams related to health never flourish because of wide spread consumer awareness.

How are you going to stop me, a charlatan, from selling people sugar pills that tout the health benefits of placebos. When I make it to the cancer patients?