Like the Kremlin, don’t believe something until the Kremlin denies it.

I don’t know man - accidental explosion/fire that causes necessary surgery versus elective surgery undertaken on a small fragment of skin...

Needs more genres.

“If you can read this, the bitch fell off”

Date isn’t worth your time if they aren’t into your woman alienating hobby is the universal phrase.

An app that just makes harley sounds. Good enough.

Dude, the token middle aged black man blaring Zapp and Roger from his cruiser is like peak Harley ownership.

Phones

Being the red ass dumbshits they are they only acquire brands to kill them in the stupid hope that a lack of competition leads back to HD purchases.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot to like about Wisconsin but when you start talking about the mother land of beer, sausage and cheese, you’re comparing Wisconsin to what? South Dakota? Nebraska? Any West Coast state puts your beer, sausage and cheese to shame.

Nobody in Seattle knows how to merge properly. If Seattle made zippers they’d all be broken shit.

I thought it was an unhealthy rope burn but you say potato, I say noogies.

I usually take care of them by giving them exactly as much space as they need and forgetting they exist. Win Win.

More like Lie Shampoo

Well that was a dumb hope.

Depends on the lengths you go. Are you actively against them? Passively annoyed by them? Do you wish death upon them? I mean there’s a lot of expanse to inhabit on being anti-sjw.

Oh man, I am all about those Dunhill Blacks.

Nah, everyone is doing exactly what they should be. It’s tragic.

Lowest hanging fruit on a pretty miserable day.

Man, I hope your mom lives forever so you don’t starve in the basement.