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Trump’s America

“What do you mean this isn’t an intramural league?” 

Some things need to be said regardless of whether the audience is receptive.

You are not very good at this.

Yeah, but it subverts any and all gravity it might have.

All 6 of them.

Yup, there’s no difference between adults and 12 year olds in terms of hormones and experience. You’re much more funny than I am.

That’s definitely part of it.

People going through puberty don’t have the wisdom to realize their intense feelings lack foundation outside of hormones. I don’t know why this put a bee in your bonnet.

You do know that jokes have some basis in reality and some basis in farce?

You can’t love until you’re post menopausal. Thems the breaks.

It’s not possible - those are hormones.

I can’t help that my life has been charmed.

Uh, I wouldn’t go far as to say most have some kind of fetish. Deconstruct what fetish means and implies.

It’s too bad that the only thing Mayweather is good at is defensive and almost precognitive boxing.

That’s a weird wish.

Man, who or what am I married to then? My wife recoils in horror from children.

It can be. Like in this case.

Justified over a point that reflects back poorly and those making the point.

Does anyone ever sit back and laugh at the lack of nerd’s ability to coordinate team work?